No emergency here

The cat just fell asleep on the phone.

Pound sterlings?

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You won seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pound Sterlings. Send Names, Age,
Occupation, Country.

Wheel of Fortune

Sometimes you only need one letter.

That is a cat.

It says so right on its side.

Friends don't let friends...

...Drive while pulling teeth. h/t sda

Go Spudniks!

Idaho cheese is better than California cheese