Games from the NHC/TPC

Marco

Polo

Which one's which?

Caption provided: Ramon Guzman and Rocky Boiman await the next call, still recovering from the last. One August moment, the linebackers and special-teams players...[exhaled with relief after the deadline for the final preseason roster cut had passed.]

(Story here)

Need a Chiropractor?

Try Dr. Bax

Chicago National League Ball Club Title--On Tap

Did they mean Draught or drought?

$2.1M to eat a buffet?

No...to eat with Buffett.

But what happens when they play Sweden?

Swiss Railway workers wear yellow to avoid Dutch fans

iPhone Complaint...

The iPhone is sexist.

Sporting contest of the month--August 2008

Cell Phone throwing

Most Americans know this

Some Kiwis need to be reminded.

They're both right

ambi = both; dextrous = right ; ambidextrous = this pitcher

Understatement of the Week candidate

From Willie Randolph, fired by eMail after midnight

Голосовай Иосиф Зелёных

(Vota Giuseppe Verdi!)

Can they count?

Or do the headline writers even read the article?

At least they had a headline, which is more than these people can say.

Headline of the Day candidate

Smokers warned to leave tits alone

It's a Jacuzzi®. . .

. . . but it's not a hot tub.

Stupid criminal of the day

Lawyer edition

Deficit Spending

From the Union serving government employees.

(and we wonder where they get the idea...)

Lawsuit of the Day

South Florida editon

Advertising...

...has it gone too far?

Now he'll have to think

...about what he's going to wear

What every New Orleans fan dreams of

NFL: Saints maintain their perfect start

Lost and found

Hoosier style. (It's not mine.)

Lawsuit of the day

Greek edition

Attempt at harmless prank thwarted

Next time maybe They'll just break something and be done with it.

Headline of the day candidate

Somali Wild Ass born at Zoo

No chease here.

Weird name of the day

...belongs to this ballplayer.

(Retrosheet home page)

Kidney scores

Johns Hopkins 6, Northwestern 4

Who manages?

In Minnesota (or maybe the AP), they can't tell these people apart.

Traffic report--Atlanta edition

Watch out for the llamas on I-285 in North Fulton.

A. Rodriguez injured at Fenway

Watch out for those Boston Red Hox.

Problems at the Smithsonian

This reminds me of the time I saw probally on a sign at the Museum of Science and Industry. (MSI fixed it by the next time I was there a few years later.)

Stupid lawsuit of the day

Sports edition

Question and Answer

Question

Answer

Pittsbooger!

McFarland signs with Steelers

Friends...

Friends don't let friends eat McDonald's.

Coulda-been Sports Headline of the Day

Hurricanes blow Gaels out

It's not who you might think

The most dangerous team in MLB, judged by nickname

More cheasy headlines

Who writes these things?

Update: they fixed the spelling of almanec

For sale

but I want to know if the chamaeleon circuit works.

Alcohol impairs the thought process

Making people forget that the Web is available to the public.

eBay item of the month--June 2008

A news story or the site itself.

So if anyone tells you to get a life, this is where to go.

Is this guy drunk?

Or would he like to be?

As one of my high school teachers said, If you're going to bribe me, at least make it worthwhile.

Probability AND Statistics

This has almost gone too far.

Best Name for a Quarterback

Willie Thrower.

Flakes on eBay

If you flip it over, it looks more like Kentucky.

Who wrote this headline?

And does he eat chease?

Update: They fixed the headline (mentioning Wisconson) on the article, but not the Sun-Times home page.

Fight back...

Gasoline as a defensive weapon.

Democracy inaction

What if they held an election and nobody showed up?

Crime in Chicago

Which "Specific products" were they?

Semi spills in the Upper Midwest

This one is for the birds.

This one is full of bull.

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