Sporting contest of the month--August 2008

Cell Phone throwing

Most Americans know this

Some Kiwis need to be reminded.

They're both right

ambi = both; dextrous = right ; ambidextrous = this pitcher

Understatement of the Week candidate

From Willie Randolph, fired by eMail after midnight

Голосовай Иосиф Зелёных

(Vota Giuseppe Verdi!)

Can they count?

Or do the headline writers even read the article?

At least they had a headline, which is more than these people can say.

Headline of the Day candidate

Smokers warned to leave tits alone

It's a Jacuzzi®. . .

. . . but it's not a hot tub.

Stupid criminal of the day

Lawyer edition

Deficit Spending

From the Union serving government employees.

(and we wonder where they get the idea...)

Lawsuit of the Day

South Florida editon

Advertising...

...has it gone too far?

Now he'll have to think

...about what he's going to wear

What every New Orleans fan dreams of

NFL: Saints maintain their perfect start

Lost and found

Hoosier style. (It's not mine.)