Which one's which?

Caption provided: Ramon Guzman and Rocky Boiman await the next call, still recovering from the last. One August moment, the linebackers and special-teams players...[exhaled with relief after the deadline for the final preseason roster cut had passed.]

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Need a Chiropractor?

Try Dr. Bax

Chicago National League Ball Club Title--On Tap

Did they mean Draught or drought?

$2.1M to eat a buffet?

No...to eat with Buffett.

But what happens when they play Sweden?

Swiss Railway workers wear yellow to avoid Dutch fans

iPhone Complaint...

The iPhone is sexist.

Sporting contest of the month--August 2008

Cell Phone throwing

Most Americans know this

Some Kiwis need to be reminded.

They're both right

ambi = both; dextrous = right ; ambidextrous = this pitcher

Understatement of the Week candidate

From Willie Randolph, fired by eMail after midnight

Голосовай Иосиф Зелёных

(Vota Giuseppe Verdi!)

Can they count?

Or do the headline writers even read the article?

At least they had a headline, which is more than these people can say.

Headline of the Day candidate

Smokers warned to leave tits alone

It's a Jacuzzi®. . .

. . . but it's not a hot tub.

Stupid criminal of the day

Lawyer edition