That's one tough moth-er...

...to pull a moth out of Matt Holliday's ear.  
 

Rules for stealing a car

1. Do not steal a police car.
2. If you do steal a police car, do not get on the radio right away.

Story here  
 

Baby, it's COLD outside

So cold, that the Baby it's COLD Outside supper in Lebanon (Mo.) is postponed.

The headline says it all

Gov. Schweitzer Says State Lawmakers Among ‘Biggest Boozers’ (D-MT)

No emergency here

The cat just fell asleep on the phone.

Pound sterlings?

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You won seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pound Sterlings. Send Names, Age,
Occupation, Country.

Wheel of Fortune

Sometimes you only need one letter.

That is a cat.

It says so right on its side.

Friends don't let friends...

...Drive while pulling teeth. h/t sda

Go Spudniks!

Idaho cheese is better than California cheese

Faculty wanted

Field: Fish Health

Bye-bye, Bye

Goldy Gopher was at the funeral

Another Criminal of the Day candidate

Ya mean they won't take DVDs for bail?

Beware of Blogging

Who knows where your photos may end up?

Criminal of the day

Yorktown man charged again with grabbing false teeth

The incidents occured 14 months apart.