Lawsuit of the day

Greek edition

Attempt at harmless prank thwarted

Next time maybe They'll just break something and be done with it.

Headline of the day candidate

Somali Wild Ass born at Zoo

No chease here.

Weird name of the day

...belongs to this ballplayer.

(Retrosheet home page)

Kidney scores

Johns Hopkins 6, Northwestern 4

Who manages?

In Minnesota (or maybe the AP), they can't tell these people apart.

Traffic report--Atlanta edition

Watch out for the llamas on I-285 in North Fulton.

A. Rodriguez injured at Fenway

Watch out for those Boston Red Hox.

Problems at the Smithsonian

This reminds me of the time I saw probally on a sign at the Museum of Science and Industry. (MSI fixed it by the next time I was there a few years later.)

Stupid lawsuit of the day

Sports edition

Question and Answer

Question

Answer

Pittsbooger!

McFarland signs with Steelers

Friends...

Friends don't let friends eat McDonald's.

Coulda-been Sports Headline of the Day

Hurricanes blow Gaels out

It's not who you might think

The most dangerous team in MLB, judged by nickname