Can they count?

Or do the headline writers even read the article?

At least they had a headline, which is more than these people can say.

Headline of the Day candidate

Smokers warned to leave tits alone

It's a Jacuzzi®. . .

. . . but it's not a hot tub.

Stupid criminal of the day

Lawyer edition

Deficit Spending

From the Union serving government employees.

(and we wonder where they get the idea...)

Lawsuit of the Day

South Florida editon

Advertising...

...has it gone too far?

Now he'll have to think

...about what he's going to wear

What every New Orleans fan dreams of

NFL: Saints maintain their perfect start

Lost and found

Hoosier style. (It's not mine.)

Lawsuit of the day

Greek edition

Attempt at harmless prank thwarted

Next time maybe They'll just break something and be done with it.

Headline of the day candidate

Somali Wild Ass born at Zoo

No chease here.

Weird name of the day

...belongs to this ballplayer.

(Retrosheet home page)

Kidney scores

Johns Hopkins 6, Northwestern 4